SHOTGUN!

Oh, the subways in New York. Not only are they a means of transportation but they are people's homes too. With all the nasty bums on the train, you never know who was sleeping right there. On that seat you're sitting on at the moment. Yuck.

Another thing. When the seats are full, there is that lovely spot by the door. It gives you the ability to do things without having to hold onto a bar. So, no fear of falling! I, personally, love that spot when the train is filled. When I'm there, others need to realize that I'm not going to move. If others don't have to move, why should I? How is that fair to a poor, little girl? They can go around me. There is all that fucking space. It really isn't that hard. So let me ask you something, IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO PUSH ME? Stupid ass guy decides to bonk right into me and on purpose. Frankly, I hope he gets hit by a taxi cab. No. Sorry, that's rude. I want him to get PUSHED in front of a taxi cab. That would be a better punishment. Stupid ass jerk off.

You know what completely helps in making this day lovely? The weather. It's completely gorgeous outside! NOT! It's all gross and rainy and windy. I am soooo happy my sister got rain-boots. Cause I think I'd die without them. I have stepped in a million and one puddles. My feet would have been SOAKED. And looking outside the office window sucks. I can see the Brooklyn Bridge and the begining of Brooklyn from here. But it's gross out so the shades are down. If only the lights were off too. It would be sooo peaceful here.

So, for Lent, I gave up meat. For my religion, you're supposed to give up everything from an animal. You know what's left? Vegetables, fruits, and hummus. Nope! Not going that route. So that's why I thought to do the meat thing. But of course, I decide to visit people and Sunday and even though they're from my church they're eating a huge ass Thanksgiving dinner. Turkey, 2 kinds of stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, and yams with marshmallows. SAo of course, I HAD to eat the meat. But let me tell you guys something, it was sooo worth it. That was one of the best meals I've ever had. Everything was DELICIOUS! Just perfect. And now, my meat rampage begins! (That's what she said). And then dessert. My goodness dessert. Fruit with cool whip and home made crumb cake. UGH. I had the itis. No, we all had the itis. It was THAT delicious and amazing.

Now, go have some cake, cause I love (some of) you as much as a fat kid loves that slice you're going to have.